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Honey? But the gains are pumping. The market's closed. Futures don't sleep in the after hours, bro. Dad, is mommy a finance bro? She switched careers to make money for your weddings. Ooh, penny stocks are blowing up. Sweetie, grab your piggy bank. We're going all in. Let me ask you, for your wedding, do you want a gazebo in a river? I don't... What's a gazebo? Something that your mother always wanted and never got. Or you could give these different investment options a shot. The right money moves aren't as aggressive as you think. Keeping the vest.